‘In Conclusion, Thanksgiving’
Season 3, Episode 8 - Aired November 18, 2015
Beverly insists the entire family gather for the holiday, but tension builds when brother-in-law Marvin tricks Pop-Pop into thinking Thanksgiving was at his house. Meanwhile, Pops passes the torch to Barry and Erica to give the holiday toast, resulting in them trying to one-up each other.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, look, Murray, there's your father. What are the odds we'd run into him in a totally random grocery store?
Murray: You got a bag boy to tip you off, didn't you?
Beverly: So I have eyes everywhere. What, does that make me some kind of villain?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: This is not over. You invite that callous, hurtful man to Thanksgiving right now!
Quote from Murray
Murray: Ah, good. Another one of your half-baked schemes.
Marvin: Schemes? What schemes?
Murray: First you were breeding alpacas. Then you were selling alpaca wool. Then came alpaca burgers.
Marvin: What the hell was I supposed to do with a dozen dead alpacas? Regardless, those were all logical steps to chiroproctology. They reveal that to us at graduation.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Dad, I know you're swamped watching your big football contest. Go blue team!
Murray: I actually like the green team.
Adam: Fun stuff.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey, Dad, they just released a new Dungeons and Dragons module. Can you drive me to the hobby shop tonight?
Murray: I understood none of that, but I feel good saying no. I'm off to work.
Adam: Okay. But when you coming home, Dad, I don't know when. We'll get together then.
Murray: Damn. Let's just go now.
Quote from Barry
Barry: F is for family. A is for how awesome this family is. M is for "mmm, turkey". I is for my eyes, I get to see you all. L is for LL Cool J, who probably also celebrates Thanksgiving. Y, because he's American like us.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What's going on?
Adam: Just some father/son bonding time.
Beverly: Tell me what you've done to him, or I'll make you go outside and play catch with your Dad on the lawn in front of the entire neighborhood.
Adam: No.
Beverly: And not with one of the soft nerf balls.
Adam: Not the hard white ones with the sowing on them.
Beverly: That's right. Baseballs.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Play the song, get him to invite Pop-Pop to Thanksgiving so he can finally see what an amazing cook I am.
Adam: Isn't your thing, like, way more selfish than mine?
Beverly: Oh, yes! Now that man will eat my food and his words. And also family's important and stuff. There's a lesson in there. Figure it out. Gobble gobble.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Adam, do your Jedi mind trick. Play the video and make people listen to you.