Beverly: Did you not hear his beautiful song? That is how much he wants you.
Dean Martin: Hold on. You're his mother, and you put him up to this?
Beverly: Damn right I did. My baby knows what he wants, and I want him to have it.
Adam: Mom, please! Remember what Mr. Glascott said about doing this on my own?
Beverly: To hell with Glascott. I got accepted into this school with barely a high school diploma.
Dean Martin: Wait, you applied to NYU so you could go to college with your son, and you got in?
Beverly: Let's just say I get what I want, and right now, I want you to do your [bleep] job! That blazer's disgusting.

Adam: So... That's my mom.
Dean Martin: Wow. She's a lot. Maybe you have dealt with a significant obstacle.
Adam: What are you saying?
Dean Martin: I'm just saying maybe I underestimated what you've overcome in life.
Adam: FYI, my dad's no picnic either.
Dean Martin: You know what? I'm gonna give your application another look.
Adam: That's amazing!
Dean Martin: And just know, from now on, my door is always shut.
Adam: And you should know that won't stop me.