Barry: Excuse me, ancient and wizened co-passenger, do you happen to have a granddaughter or a great-granddaughter aboard for me to romance? [woman walks away] What? It's a compliment. I want to kiss a younger you!
Adam: Barry, this frozen boat trip may not be the best place for you to find a replacement...
Barry: Shh! The foxy cruise director just made eye contact. Love is possible anywhere.
Jenny: [to Adam] Hey, cutie, I'm Jenny, your cruise director. You look like you could use something hot and sweet.
Barry: Oh, my God. Was the new love of my life into you instead of me?
Adam: Maybe. I mean, stranger things have happened.
Barry: No, they haven't, ever.