‘Goldbergs Feel Hard’
Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 13, 2015
As Erica prepares to leave for a summer music school program, Beverly throws her a going-away party. When Murray struggles to follow Beverly's heart-felt message of love for Erica, Beverly thinks they need to express how they feel about each other before she leaves for the summer. Meanwhile, Adam decides to tell his girlfriend, Dana, how he feels about her before she spends the summer in Seattle, and Barry takes over as the school mascot in an attempt to be closer to Lainey after things get awkward between them.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Just because I wear the same kind of shorts every day doesn't mean I don't wear many hats.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Speech! Speech! Tell your daughter how you feel. (To Lainey) This is gonna be so uncomfortable. Speech! Speech!
Quote from Pops
Pops: You really should go tell your daughter you love her.
Murray: You weren't in the room. How do you even know this?
Pops: You basically yell everything you say. And, for the record, I completely agree with Beverly.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey.
Erica: Hey?
Murray: You seem surprised to see me here.
Erica: Well, you usually don't make it this far down the hallway.
Murray: Yeah, well, it's not really on the way to anything.
Quote from Erica
Murray: I'm just saying I love you.
Erica: Are you sick or something?
Murray: No.
Erica: Did you gamble away my college fund?
Murray: That's nuts. Where'd you get that from?
Erica: Well, I know you and mom aren't getting divorced, because your survival depends on her. So what is this? You're freaking me out.
Quote from Murray
Murray: It's nothing, damn it. I just wanted to say I love you.
Erica: Okay. Thanks.
Quote from Pops
Murray: My feelings aren't hurt. I just discovered that I'm not my daughter's cup of tea.
Pops: That would honestly rock me to the core.
Murray: Yeah, well.
Pops: I mean that's a rejection of you both as a father and a human being.
Murray: It's fine.
Pops: You'd think she'd say it just to be polite.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Isn't it great? He's telling his girl he loves her with baked goods.
Quote from Barry
Lainey: Please, just go.
Barry: Only if you say "I love you" back so it makes things even. Go on. Tell me you love me. My eyes are in my mouth, so say it right here.
Lainey: I'm sorry, Barry. I'm not gonna say it.
Lyle: Ouch.
Kyle: She doesn't love you, bro.
Barry: [beep] off, Lyle and Kyle.
Lyle: Whoa!
Lainey: Easy!
Kyle: I will throw you, bro, and not in a cheerleading way.