Adam: Pops let me down!
Dave Kim: "Be yourself"? You? Yourself? Being it?
Adam: I know, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: She's one of the chosen ones, the beautiful elite, the best kind of aloof. They'll never accept... this.
Adam: You don't have to waft. I know, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: You need to get better advice.
Adam: I know, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: But who's cool enough to guide you?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, there was someone... Mr. Perott, our new guidance counselor. Yep, he wore a leather jacket and was the epitome of cool.
Adam: I think I know, Dave Kim.

Erica: We need to talk... Right after you tell us what you're doing.
Barry: I'm just cutting up various balls to see what's inside of them. Biggest surprise? Soccer ball... Nothing.
Geoff: Is that my soccer ball?
Barry: I wouldn't know.

Barry: What brings you to Barry's Xanadu?
Erica: You need to make quality time with Mom. She misses you too much.
Barry: Who can blame her? I'm a delight.
Erica: No, idiot. She keeps showing up unexpectedly, looking for you.
Geoff: My nosebleeds are way up.
Barry: Ha! She's gonna find out you're living in sin, freak out, and destroy your love.
Geoff: Barry, do you like it here?
Barry: I'm living with my bros in this dope pad with a solid 2.1 GPA. I don't know how life can get any better.
Geoff: If your Mom busts us, it's not only the end of me living with Erica, it's the end of you living here, too.
Barry: Oh, no. You shined a light on the consequences, and now I suddenly care. What do we do?
Erica: We give Mom what she wants the most.

Geoff: Aww. Okay, well, you guys have family fun. Bye.
Erica: Run, Geoff.
Beverly: Oh, no, Geoffrey.
Geoff: Wha...
Beverly: You're not going anywhere. Tonight's an all-play.
Geoff: But I was just dropping them off... Okay, I'm in the hug now, so...
Beverly: Game night. Oh, I'm so excited, I could [bleep] puke!
Geoff: [laughs] I might, too.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Mr. Perott had taught me his tricks for being cool, and now I was ready to take his advice out for a test drive.
Adam: Put this somewhere safe, Doc.
Dr. Katman: What an incredibly informal way to talk to an adult, but I'm on it.

Dan: You can't make us move. We're allowed to sit here.
Dave Kim: Wait. Adam?
Adam: In the flesh... And leather.
Carla: Me likey.
Dave Kim: I get it. His unearned confidence and sunglasses make him desirable.
Adam: That's exactly what I'm going for, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: Dude, you should go talk to Brea.
Adam: Already on my way, muchacho.
Carla: He casually threw in Spanish.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Perott's advice was working. I was crushing it. And this time, there really was nothing that would stop me from lunching it up with Brea Bee.
Johnny: Whoa. Goldnerd, is that you?
Adam: Make a hole.
Johnny: For some reason, my body's obliging your wishes. [sunglasses thud]
Brian Corbett: Disposable shades and a leather jacket? What kind of a budget is this guy working with?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Success! Time to put Perott's tips into overdrive.

Brea: Adam.
Adam: Oh, hey, Brea. Didn't see you there.
Brea: You look different. Are you in the spring production of West Side Story?
Adam: No, these are my new everyday threads.
Brea: Ooh. My God. That's a lot of gum.
Adam: [muffled] Thank you.
Brea: What?
Adam: [muffled] No, it's actually fine.
Brea: Sorry, I can't understand you.
Adam: [muffled] It's kind of cool, huh?
Brea: Also, you're drooling a little.
Adam: [spits] I'm enjoying this, uh, give-and-take, you know?
Brea: Are you looking at me, or is there someone behind me?
Adam: I'm not not looking at you.
Brea: It's still happening.

Adam: So... whatcha doing later?
Brea: I don't know. Hanging with the crew. Do you wanna join?
Adam: What's the plan?
Johnny: Plan is we pick you up at night.
Adam: That's not really a time. Doing what exactly?
Brian Walls: Stuff.
Adam: Well, then I'll be there, whenever that is, at some point. Ta.

Adam: Brea just invited me to hang. We have loose plans.
Dave Kim: Loose plans? It really is a different world.