Beverly: Game night?
Barry: You know it, girl. I even brought Connect Four so that we can connect two.

Beverly: Guess who? I'll give you a hint... I'm a beautiful blonde with delicious eyes and a hint of spunk.
Barry: Daryl Hannah!
Beverly: It's me, your mama. So, let me show you our other games for the evening. Bed Bugs! Mall Madness. Smurf Ahoy! Pig Pong. Don't Spill the Beans. Crackers In My Bed. Girl Talk. Pizza Party! Pizza Party! And Mouse Trap.

Geoff: So fun. Let's start a feud with your family, Erica.
Beverly: [normal voice] Oh, we don't feud against ourselves. [doorbell rings]
Erica: Then who? Tell me who.
Beverly: Please welcome the Schwartz family. Lou and Linda, come on down.
Geoff: Mom? Dad?
Linda: Hi, sweetie.
Lou: We brought carrots!
Linda: Whoo!
Geoff: Bathroom again!

Beverly: Okay, hands on buzzers. Name something you put on your pizza. [bell dings]
Geoff: We're living together. I mean, pepperoni!
Linda: What was that?
Erica: He said pepperoni! Show me pepperoni!
Beverly: Ding, ding, ding! Geoff, you have control.
Geoff: Doesn't feel like I do! And bathroom?

Beverly: Living together, Murray.
Murray: I get it.
Beverly: Li-ving to-ge-ther!
Murray: Now I really get it.
Beverly: Okay, here's what's gonna happen. Barry and Erica are gonna move back here. We're gonna home-college them and occasionally let them into the backyard for vitamin D and free play.

Murray: I think everything's gonna be okay.
Beverly: You're okay with your sweet little peanut shacking up with that walking menace Geoff Schwartz?
Murray: Menace? They already spent the summer in a van half the size of a dorm room.
Beverly: That's beside the point.
Murray: She loves him, he loves her. I don't like anybody, and I like him!
Beverly: Well, he is sweet and smart and would do anything for her.
Murray: And I've never seen her this happy.
Beverly: I guess.
Murray: I know. For someone who worries so much about failing as a mother, I'd take this as a win.

[Adam hugs Pops]
Pops: What's this for?
Adam: For everything you do. Thanks.
Pops: No thanks needed. But I'll take it.

Erica: So, you're just good with all this?
Beverly: No. [chuckles] But I'm trying to be because the truth is, you and Geoff belong together.
Erica: Holy crap. Really?
Beverly: Yeah. But you... have to understand how hard this is for me. When I first met you, you were a perfect, barely-seven-pound little being. You relied on me for everything, and now you're a grown woman, and making all your own choices, and I am just trying to be okay with that.
Erica: I get it. And I promise to be more honest with you from now on. Maybe we can talk about it at our next game night.
Beverly: [exhales sharply] I would love that.

Barry: [answers phone] JTP residence. Go for Big Tasty.
Barry's voice: It's Barry.
Barry: No, I'm Barry.
Barry's voice: This is definitely Barry.
Barry: No, I'm Barry.
Barry's voice: This is still Barry.
Barry: No. I'm Barry.
Barry's voice: Uh-oh! Barry did it again.
Barry: What did I do?
Barry's voice: I'm Barry. I'm enjoying a shower.
Barry: No, I'm not. Wait. Are you my evil twin? Listen, we can work together.
Barry's voice: Thanks for stopping by!
Barry: Hold on... Erica?
Erica: Miss you! Bye!
[Barry slams the receiver]

Brea: What's the problem?
Adam: The problem is you're Brea Bee.
Brea: [chuckles] Adam, don't be ridiculous. I'm just like everyone else.
Adam: You're the most popular girl in school.
Brea: That was just a unanimous vote in the yearbook. It means nothing.
Adam: Even your dismissal of the high-school social order is refreshing.
Brea: Come on. We have a lab to do.
Adam: Of course. How about I just do it all and we'll share the credit? Good?
Brea: Not good.
Adam: You take all the credit and I'll do summer school.
Brea: No way, man. We're doing this together. Look, Adam, trust me, once you get to know me, you're gonna like me.
Adam: Challenge accepted.