‘For Your Own Good’
Season 1, Episode 18 - Aired March 11, 2014
Murray is a creature of habit and does not take well to change, so he is not happy when Beverly replaces his much loved chair. After Beverly insists she did it for Murray's own good, he sets out to make changes in her life. Meanwhile, when Adam is bullied by a kid on the school bus, he looks to his big brother to fix things. After Barry takes over the school bus and enforces his own reign of terror, Adam soon regrets asking Barry for help.
Quote from Beverly
(Beverly smacks the microwavable popcorn out of Pops' hands)
Pops: Hey! Are you nuts?
Beverly: That food's been radiated. It's like poison in a bag.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You're playing a very dangerous game. Are you sure you want to take me on?
Murray: Oh, I'm sure. In honor of my fallen comrade, Mr. Chair.
Beverly: Your fallen comrade smelled like an envelope full of farts!
Quote from Barry
Barry: I think it's time you leave my little brother alone or I'll spit at you. Without a ball! It'll be all spit.
JC Spink: No ball? Come on, man. That's crazy.
Barry: That's right. And there's a good chance I have mono, 'cause I sleep an insane amount.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Listen up, little bus people. There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Barry Norman Goldberg. If you have anything to say to my little bro, you say it to me first.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, morning, sweetie. Would you like some microwaved egg rubber?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Look who finally came around on the boxers.
Murray: Nope.
Beverly: But you're dressed for work.
Murray: Yep.
Beverly: So everything's just all free in there?
Murray: Yep.
Beverly: No! You're an adult man in society. You need another layer! People won't see it, but they'll sense it.
Murray: You wanted my boys to breathe. Well, they're taking a big breath. That's right. The three amigos, they're dining alfresco.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What did you do? What did you do? Holy [bleep]. Where's my Aqua Net?
Murray: Oh, your can of hair spray?
Beverly: Yeah.
Murray: I got rid of it for your own good. Did you know it's burning a hole in the ozone layer?
Beverly: I don't want to hear about some imaginary layer in the sky. I'm leading a PTA meeting in 30 minutes, and I need to command respect with my giant hair!
Quote from Erica
Beverly: It fried my hair!
Erica: Like, really quickly. It's so unhealthy. It's like you have a head full of sagebrush.
Quote from Barry
Barry: What just happened on your shirt?
Adam: Oh, it's hypercolor. The color changes when you touch it. I bought it with my lawn-mowing money.
Barry: I want it.
Adam: What? No! You'll stretch it out.
Barry: Good point. Then you will use your hard-earned money to buy me one that accommodates my muscular body.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Okay, look, everybody. Come here. We all know where we sit on this bus. Some of us are back-row material. Some, like me, kind of float in the middle. A few of us totally suck and sit in the front. But for once, let's forget about what row we sit in. For once, let's work together and take our bus!