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Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards

‘Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards’

Season 3, Episode 16 - Aired February 24, 2016

When Barry sees underdog Eddie the Eagle in the Olympics, he decides to popularize Ball Ball in order to gain respect at school.  Meanwhile, Beverly catches wind that Murray’s store sales are down and intervenes by selling the latest furniture craze.

Quote from Barry

Adam: Moving on. Rhythmic gymnastics.
Erica: Oh, you mean ribbon dancing? Yes, please do that. I beg you.
Barry: I sense your mocking tone. You know who else got mocked? Edward "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards.
Erica: His name is Edward Edwards?
Barry: Look, I don't know all the details. I'm just basing my life on him. Geez.

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Quote from Adam

Erica: Giant problem. Some dumbass game you play in the basement will never be an Olympic sport.
Barry: That's what they said about soccer.
Adam: He's right. I heard that.
Erica: No, you didn't.
Adam: I didn't, but he said it with such confidence I agree.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Wait, what if I told you I have a bed combined with a small lake? You see that? You see how it's gently rocking me to sleep?
Customer: Waterbed. [Sighs] Yeah, I don't know. It seems kind of '70s.
Murray: This bed is so damn relaxing!
Customer: Really? 'Cause you look more agitated.
Murray: It's like being in the freaking Bahamas. Come on. Lay down next to me. Lay your body next to mine and feel what I feel.

Quote from Adam

Adam: All I know is, first, you kick me out of the game we created. Then you sucked at it and lost it forever.
Barry: Sucked?
Adam: Sucked! For years, I thought you were the greatest athlete on the planet. Turns out, you're, like, not good. Just like me.
Barry: You take that back.
Adam: Never! You and me are the same.
Barry: That is the single-most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
Adam: The same.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Did you... Fold stuff?
Murray: Figured you gave me a hand, thought I could return the favor.
Beverly: Look, Murray, I know selling furniture is your thing, and I'm sorry that I...
Murray: Oh, no, no, no. This is on me. The store... It's struggling, Bevy. And truthfully, I could really use your help.
Beverly: I never thought you'd ask.

Quote from Barry

Adam: Holy balls! It only took 173 tries.
Barry: It took Dr. J 200 times. Don't look it up. Just take my words as fact.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Is that guy wearing his glasses under his ski goggles?
Barry: That's Eddie the Eagle. He's an actual Olympic athlete.
Erica: How? He looks like a guy who works at the Post Office.
Barry: Exactly. He's the only dude from England to do ski-jumping. This nobody just walked right into Olympic glory. This changes everything. You're right. I'm going to be a champion. Olympics, here I come, baby. Watch out. Champi... [panting] God, those are steep. Champion!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You should have seen the store, Dad. Completely abandoned. I just don't understand why he won't ask me for help.
Pops: This is how Murray's dad raised him. Be proud. Don't ask for a hand-out. Solve it yourself.
Beverly: Well, you raised me to offer support and guidance and strong-arm anyone into doing exactly what I want.
Pops: That's what you thought I meant when I said, "follow your dreams"?
Beverly: Yes.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Hello, Murray. I see you found the solution to all your problems.
Murray: What am I looking at? I'm confused and angry.
Beverly: It's a fa-ton.
Murray: A what?
Pops: A fa-ton.
Murray: Fa-ton?
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Pops: Fa-ton.
Murray: Fa-ton?!
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Murray: A what?
Beverly: Fa-ton.
Pops: It's Japanese. It's a couch but also... A bed!
Beverly: It's the origami of furniture.
Murray: What is it doing in the only room in the world I like?

Quote from Geoff

Barry: I've gathered you here today 'cause you're the taste-makers of the school.
Andy: You know it.
Naked Rob: Big time.
Geoff: We'll eat anything.

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