‘Deadheads’
Season 4, Episode 17 - Aired March 8, 2017
Barry feels left out when Matt Bradley joins the JTP and invites everyone to a Grateful Dead concert. Meanwhile, Beverly starts a swear jar after she hears Adam drop an F bomb, but things quickly spiral out of control.
Quote from Pops
Adam: But we're about to shoot Pops' big scene.
Pops: Adam, is that you? I can't see in this thing.
Adam: Just take five, Pops.
Pops: Finally! I'm shvitzing in this big box!
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] What happened next would change my life forever.
Adam: (Slo-mo) Oh... fudge!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Only, I didn't say "fudge." I said the big one, the granddaddy of bad words, and it was not good.
Quote from Barry
Barry: We take a vote and never discuss it again.All those in favor in accepting Matt Bradley as a member of the JTP, say "Aye."
Geoff, Andy and Rob: Aye.
Barry: Those opposed? Me. And as we all know, I'm the leader, so my vote counts at three. And what does that mean?
Geoff, Andy and Rob: Tie vote.
Barry: And what happens in the event of a tie vote?
Geoff, Andy and Rob: You win.
Barry: Democracy in action! Let's go.
Quote from Barry
Matt: Yo, JTP, you meet Snake Plissken?
Barry: He poisonous?
Matt: Nah. He's a boa, super-docile.
Barry: Lame.
Matt: Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted to hold it.
Barry: Oh, yeah! I mean, no. We took a vote. We reject you and your awesome viper.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Mama! I'm cold, and nothing can keep me warm like your hug! Will you hug me till I'm all roasty and toasty inside?
Beverly: [bleep] You are so adorable!
Quote from Matt
Barry: Slushee chug. No mere mortal can ingest an extra-large-
Matt: Done! Aah! My head! But worth it!
Quote from Matt
Barry: Riddles and trivia. A body is found in a locked room-
Matt: Is the weapon an ice knife?
Barry: Damn it!
Quote from Barry
Andy: Actually, I wouldn't mind switching it up a bit.
Barry: Shut up, you tiny, little ... pocket man ... face? Damn it, that's hard.
Quote from Beverly
Murray: What'd you say now?
Beverly: Nothing.
Murray: What, did Erica get another solo?
Beverly: No. Adam wrote "Adam hearts Mama" on his Trapper Keeper. I had no choice. He hearts me.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I've been thinking, Schmoops. This jar has been so effective at stopping my potty mouth, I figured everyone should have a jar.
Erica: I don't know what your angle is here, but I'm gonna have to say [blows raspberry], pass.
Beverly: Oh, sweetie, such attitude. Luckily, now we have this. Dollar, please.
Erica: A "Baditude" jar? That's not a thing.
Beverly: Oh, it is. Every time you lip off, it'll cost you a dollar.
Erica: Well, that's incredibly stupid.
Beverly: (gasps) Baditude! Now it's $2.