Quote from Barry in I Coulda Been a Lawyer
Murray: Damn it! All you had to do was play an instrument or volunteer somewhere, and you did nothing! Barry: I know! I'm not Tufts enough. Murray: Relax, moron. We'll just give your resume a little padding. Barry: You mean lie? Murray: Think of it like your mother's shoulder pads. She wears them even though she still has shoulders, right? Barry: I bet she does.