Quote from Beverly in A Night to Remember
Beverly: So, what exactly are your intentions towards my boy? Jackie: Excuse me? Beverly: Are they honorable? Jackie: Uh, sure? Beverly: Well, then let's lay out some ground rules. There will be no graphic language or adult situations. There will also be no smoking, no joking, and no midnight toking. Jackie: Tolkien like the writer? Beverly: There will also be no smooching, no prolonged hugging, and no intimate horseplay. Repeat it all back to me.