Quote from Barry in The Greatest Musical Ever Written
Barry: After much personal reflection, I've decided that I need to put aside my hate of everything you love and accept my destiny. I'm here to be a star. Ms. Cinoman: I don't follow. Barry: Neither do I. I lead. And Big Tasty's gonna make this dull-ass musical more popular than a football game. That's the reach of my appeal. Ms. Cinoman: Ah, okay, well, auditions have already happened- Barry: Do you want butts in seats or not? Ms. Cinoman: Of course I want butts in seats. That's all I care about. Barry: Then make me the lead of the show. Stedman, I guess. Ms. Cinoman: Wait. What? Barry: "The Phantom of the Oprah". I assume it's her longtime companion, Stedman. The man behind the woman.