Barry: This is me rejoicing in your social failures. I know you have no date this Halloween, most romantic of all holidays.
Erica: Okay, I get it. You're here to bust balls, but please, I need you to cut me some slack.
Barry: Did you ever cut me slack during the last 16 years? Before I had Lainey, you tortured me for being the world's biggest loser.
Erica: Come on. I wasn't that bad.
Barry: You made a puppet out of a tube sock and told everyone it was my girlfriend.
Erica: [chuckles] Soxanne.
Barry: You wrote an op-ed in the school paper about what a loser I was.
Erica: I changed your name. No one knew that Gary Boldberg was you.
Barry: You spread a rumor about me dating the lunch lady. Doris is just a friend!