Quote from Beverly in The Hunt for the Great Albino Pumpkin
Beverly: [answers phone] Adam! Oh, thank God. Adam: How did you know it was me? Beverly: It takes only 13 minutes to get to Pop-Pop's house and back. I have been calling and calling. Where were you?! Adam: Here and there. Beverly: It's Devil's Night, Adam. Every year, 6 million kids are abducted and slaughtered. Adam: That seems high. Beverly: You tell that to my manicurist's manicurist's son. Adam: She doesn't do her own nails? Beverly: She doesn't do anything anymore since her son went trick-or-treating and sickos scavenged his head for parts. They stole his eyes, nose, and teeth. Now every year, his costume is the same... human jack-o'-lantern. But the rest of the year, he works in the way, way back at Circuit City. Adam: So he's doing it!