Murray: Dad, I'm trying out for the Eagles, and I want you to train me. [Bill and Vic laugh] And what's so funny?
Vic: You being trained by Murray? It's the blind leading the tragically immobile.
Bill Lewis: Your father can barely coach a nacho chip into his mouth. Look at his shirt.
Barry: For your information, Bill, my dad was a star football player back in high school.
Bill Lewis: Did he go to an all-girls school? [chuckles] Whoops. That felt sexist. Uh, God bless women and their tiny bones. Oh, I did it again. Um, ladies good.