Quote from Pops in Mr. Ships Ahoy
Geoff: So, tell me, how'd you do it? How did you win Mr. Ships Ahoy? Pops: When it comes to wooing the ladies, some things never change. Adult Adam: [v.o.] But actually, they do. A lot. Pops: Wink at every dame in the room. When in doubt, goose the caboose. Tell them you've ridden in an airplane. Spoil them by buying them a nice pair of nylons. Geoff: I think times and women's rights have changed a lot, and also, how do these ideas make me hotter? Pops: It's not all about muscles. Anyone can lift a bag of nickels, but it takes a special kind of fella to cheer up a woman during wartime rationing. Geoff: What do I do if there isn't a war going on? Pops: Easy. What are you good at? I won my year with a dynamite banjo act. Geoff: I'm okay at alto sax. Pops: If that's the best you got, go with that.