Adult Adam: [v.o.] As No Show missed everything, my mom was doing everything she could to make the perfect campaign ad.
Beverly: Okay. Now dazzle me with a mind so brilliant, I will never make it have a summer job.
Adam: Well, I realized I'm more sci-fi than politics, so I'm thinking a stop-motion re-creation of the Battle of Endor, where you're leading the Alliance...
Beverly: We'll keep that in mind for when the voting age is 7. Next!
Adam: Hurtful. Okay, everyone loves a parody and break dancing. Thus, Breakin' 2: Election Boogaloo.
Beverly: Skip to the ones that don't suck.
Adam: Tough but fair. Okay. You know the fast-talking guy from the Micro Machine commercials?
Man: [on video] This is the Micro Machine Man, presenting the most midget, miniature motorcade of Micro Machines.
Adam: We hire him to list and hopefully hide your lack of qualifications. [talks quickly] Beverly Goldberg has no experience or discernable skills, but you're not understanding a word I'm saying so maybe you'll vote for her anyway.
Beverly: Okay, I'm gonna put this gently... your ideas are crap.
Adam: Not sure you're nailing "gently."