Beverly: Thank you all for coming and thank you once again to my brother-in-arms, Officer Puchinski.
Jane: Well, I assume we're here so you can fess up to cracking my car window.
Beverly: Oh, I did crack something, Jane. I cracked the case. [women gasp] Yeah. That's right. The person who broke the windows was... this guy. [all gasp]
Geoff: A pinecone?
Erica: And it would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you.
Jane: Please. I mean, this is really who you want leading your neighborhood watch?
Beverly: Both Ginzy and Geoff parked underneath the giant pine tree out front. The autumn breeze loosened one of the cones, and... Whammo! Broken glass.
Virginia: That does make sense.
Geoff: Of course! Pinecones! They're nature's rocks!
Erica: Rocks are nat... Never mind.