Barry: An "F"? Uh [chuckles] I think you mean "D".
Professor Majors: I don't.
Barry: How did this happen?
Professor Majors: Did you study?
Barry: No, but a very prestigious school administrator said I needed a work/party balance.
Professor Majors: Did he also say that you will never become a doctor with grades like these?
Barry: But that's my dream. Why would he encourage my reckless lifestyle without highlighting the consequences?
Professor Majors: Well, if I were you, I'd drop everything else and start cramming for the next exam.
Barry: I'm hosting an epic rager for the ages tonight.
Professor Majors: "Rocky Horror"? What is this nonsense?
Barry: It's a movie about a mad scientist who's actually an alien cross-dresser who creates a muscle man in his lab.
Professor Majors: Just another offensive portrayal of a scientist. Why don't we ever hear about the well-adjusted scientist who pays his taxes and shows up consistently for his nephew Brandon? Why is this guy walking around in his undies?
Barry: That's Brad. He's a doof.
Professor Majors: You're a doof. [a student trips and drops her books] Damn it, Janet.