Security Guard: Oh, sorry, park's closed.
Adam: What? Oh, no! Someone do something!
Beverly: I'm here! [laughs] Don't worry, schmoo. Mama's got this.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, Beverly Goldberg did what she did best... She lied her ass off. She told elaborate, far-fetched tales of our journey. Apparently, we were attacked by bald eagles and a motorcycle gang? There was a tornado, and then a tsunami. And then another tornado. She wove a tapestry of lies so intricate, so beautiful, by the end, none of us knew what was real.
Beverly: ...and that is when little Adam had to help his grandpa by sucking out the venom.
Security Guard: Wow, you guys have been through a whole lot as a family. And you know what? I had no idea there were zebras in Arizona.
Beverly: Zebras are the piranhas of the sand.
Security Guard: Well, you know what? All I meant was the park is closed now. But it opens in 15 minutes.
Beverly: [laughs] Why didn't you say something?
Security Guard: Well, I tried, but you were going on and on and on. But go on in! Come on, the park's all yours!
Beverly: Rusty, you're the best!