Geoff: Erica, oh, sweet lord, Erica. I just got the worst news ever.
Erica: Oh, my God! What is it?! Did something happen to your family?!
Geoff: Worse! I have the highest GPA in my graduating class, and I'm valedictorian.
Erica: Damn it, Geoff. You scared the crap out of me.
Geoff: You should be scared. I now have to write a moving graduation speech. Do you have any idea what happens when I have to speak in a public forum?
Erica: Yes, you get slight performance anxiety-
Geoff: Crippling stage fright.
Erica: Crippling stage fright. I didn't want to say it, but that's what it is.