Erica: Dude, you're already valedictorian. What more do you want?
Geoff: So much more. This summer, I have to complete all my college core classes so that next year, I have time to pick a sensible major so that I can get a job and then marry you and then buy a house and then lease a Volvo and then save for our kids to go to college.
Erica: Forget our kids' college! You haven't even gone to college.
Geoff: I know. I'm sorry I'm so wound up. It's just our future is, like, super important to me.
Erica: Whoa, what's with all the scratching?
Geoff: It's just a stress rash. It comes and goes like my peptic ulcer.