Erica: I'm not ruining your life! I'm just trying to turn mine around! You think it sucks being the middle child? Well, try being the oldest! My whole life, Mom and Dad have held me up to some unrealistic standard that I will never live up to! So, instead of hating me for always being second, how about you thank me, because I would give anything to be in your shoes! Penn's all yours. But just so you know, I was excited to go to college with you. I thought it'd be fun.