Barry: Once I'm done, our dad will be able to choose without question which one of us should go to Penn.
Murray: Erica.
Barry: What?
Murray: I choose Erica.
Barry: But I didn't even start.
Murray: Moron, you got into other schools. The only choice this girl has is that couch or that college. So it's Erica.
Erica: Yeah, I don't want to step in, but I think he chose Erica.
Barry: How did you even get into Penn? You flunked out of stupid music college!
Erica: I told them that after high school, I took a long-ass "music sabbatical." They ate that up. Dummies.
Murray: I feel good about my choice. Erica! I chose Erica! Erica, Erica, Erica.