Adam: Dude, Matt's right. This girl's into you.
Barry: Oh, man. How'd I not see this? You're working for them, too!
Adam: What?! Come on!
Barry: Matt Bradley got to you. You're a double-agent mole sent here to make sure we lose Color Day.
Adam: Have you ever known me to care about an athletic competition at any time?
Barry: Maybe you've been faking a dislike of sports your whole life, knowing this moment would come! Maybe you're the greatest athlete this school has ever seen!
Adam: Look at my lazy eye, dude! I have no depth perception! None!
Barry: Or do you? [Barry throws an apple at Adam]
Adam: [groans]