Quote from Beverly in This is This is Spinal Tap
Murray: I'm not going to a doctor! They're scam artists! [cut to:] Doctor: Yeah. Looks like you just tweaked your shoulder. Murray: Damn it! There goes another 100 bucks plus parking. Doctor: Why don't I set you up with a sling? Murray: Ugh. Here comes the upsell. Beverly: I'm just so glad you don't have to move to a leper colony and turn into an eyeball and a couple of knuckles.