Miss Cinoman: You were stage crew for two days and dropped a chandelier on my head.
Barry: Thank you for your time.
[later:]
Barry: In order to save you time and energy, I've written the recommendation letter myself. If you could just sign it.
Coach Nick: "Barry Goldberg can squat a baby elephant "and bench 275 an unlimited number of times."
Barry: Uh-huh. Just right at the bottom there.
Coach Nick: Tell you what, if you can do one pull up, I'll sign this letter and walk it to the college myself.
Barry: [powders his hands, then:] Thank you for your time.