Virginia Kremp: When Chad said that my chicken was dry...
Beverly: Cookbook! Cooookbooook! Oh, I have a cookbook with so many recipes that Chad would like more than your bone-dry chicken! Also, Adam went to a sci-fi convention, and Barry's applying to Penn, and Erica, there's not much going on there, but she's still a beautiful angel and so much better than your kids, and, oh, my God, that felt so good.
Essie Karp: And you lose.
Beverly: Come on. That had to have been at least nine minutes.
Virginia Kremp: It was two.
Beverly: Oh, speaking of telling time, you know, Murray got me this new Swatch for our anniversary.