Erica: How exactly are we related to this schmo, again?
Pops: You know my mom's great-aunt Rose?
Erica: Who?
Adam: No.
Barry: Already bored.
Pops: Well, Rose's sister Esther married Schmooly, they had two sons, Freddie and Ivan, who each married twin sisters.
Erica: So, he's not so much our cousin as he is a total stranger.
Pops: Family is family. Even if they're from the Old Country.
Adam: We live in modern times now. How is a country still old? How?