Johnny Atkins: I can't believe I'm in an actual school club.
Adam: Yeah, now you finally have something to put on your college resume.
Johnny Atkins: College? You blew it, Carla. You'll rue the day you ever picked Dave Kim over me. I'm a potential college applicant now.
Carla: Um, yeah, right. Davey K. respects me, listens to me, and hides from me because I terrify him. It's so hot.
Johnny Atkins: Damn it! I love her! Tell me exactly what I got to do to get into a fancy college and become a rich, international man of business.
Adam: I guess you can start by going to the college fair they have every year.
Johnny Atkins: Too much work. I'm out. Your advice sucks, Goldnerd.
Adam: [sighs] I wish we never had that play date.