Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out it's impossible to have a play date with someone you have nothing in common with.
Adam: Seven! Goonies never say die!
Johnny Atkins: Do Goonies ever say, "You're a turd farmer?"
Adam: That's a no on the board games. Ooh! You like "Ghostbusters"? Check it out. I got the Ecto-1 Autobot! How about we make a stop-motion animation where it transforms?
Johnny Atkins: How about I transform my foot up your butt?
Adam: How about I just play a movie so we don't have to interact at all?