Adam: Gentlemen, Principal Ball and Mr. Crosby are Major Leagueing this team.
Dave Kim: What?
Barry: Just one glaring problem with your theory. If he wanted us to lose, they'd never let me pitch.
Adam: Barry, he let you pitch because of how bad you are.
Barry: Adam. A word? Just between us, the last thing I would want is for me to seem weak in front of the team, but what you just said about my pitching hurt me to the core.
Andy: Uh, bro? We can hear everything you're saying. You're, like, not that far away. [Barry pushes Adam away a few steps]
Adam: I'm sorry. I just thought it was important you all know the truth.
Barry: But I don't suck. I'm literally gonna cry right now.
Matt: Guys, it's not so much a distance thing as a volume thing, 'cause we're getting every word.