Quote from Geoff in Major League'd
Geoff: Get packing, lady.
Erica: This is amazing. The two of us, alone. How did you convince your dad to say yes?
Geoff: Oh, it was easy. Uh, mostly because I haven't done it yet. But I have a foolproof plan. I'm going to lie to him.
Erica: Well, this was a fun ride. I'll just rent us a movie.
Geoff: Oh, come on. What, are you implying I can't lie? I can lie. I lie all the time.
Erica: You really don't. And when you do, you bail immediately and then overcompensate by revealing a deeply personal secret that nobody wants to know.
Geoff: Surely you're thinking of some other unskilled liar.