Mr. Crosby: Okay, listen up, team. There's been some changes to the starting lineup. Shortstop Dave Kim.
Barry: No! He's, like, the worst Dave Kim of all the Dave Kims.
Mr. Crosby: Moving on. Playing right field, Adam Goldberg.
Barry: What? He's got a lazy eye and the body to match.
Adam: Normally, I'd object but I'm desperate here. Look at it. These eyes cannot catch a baseball.
Andy: Oh, God. Put back on the corrective lenses, man. Please.