Mr. Crosby: That is a wrap on whatever the hell this is. Get your hands and feet to the gym, boys.
[later:]
All right, you've died of dysentery. Time to play sports.
Matt Schernecke: Can I save my-
Mr. Crosby: Go! Get your ass to the gym. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
[later:]
Mr. Crosby: Come with me, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: Is this about my birdhouse? I need an extension.
[later:]
Mr. Crosby: David Sirota, Jessie Wudders, stop playing pretend government and start playing real baseball.
Jessie Wudders: But I only own penny loafers.
Mr. Crosby: This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Needless to say, my brother wasn't thrilled with our team's new rookies.