Mr. Schnitz: Just tell me what you want.
Beverly: I'd like you to take comptrol of a traffic situation heretofore known as Goldberg v. Jenkintown.
Mr. Schnitz: Ma'am, this is just an office above a tuxedo shop, not a court of law where I can make any real-
Beverly: Exhibit A.
Mr. Schnitz: Okay, sure.
Beverly: This is the intersection in question. Note that there are only two stop signs, but by the time I rest my case, there will be four. Exhibit B.
Mr. Schnitz: Exactly how many exhibits are there?
Beverly: Behold, a scale model of our neighborhood. And please note Exhibit C. These are shards of windshield that almost had to be removed from my son's brain.
Mr. Schnitz: Oh, my God, that is horrib-
Beverly: We decided not to operate because he wasn't actually in the car.
Mr. Schnitz: What?
Beverly: Don't worry, he's fine and super talented, which is why I tasked him with Exhibit D. All rise.
Mr. Schnitz: I really don't want to.
Beverly: Overruled!
Mr. Schnitz: Again, this is not a court You know what? Fine. Motion to get this over with, then.