Barry: Dad, I just finished my college essay, and I think we should have a little talk.
Murray: Oh, you should have a talk, but not with me.
Barry: Huh?
Murray: I've got an alumnus from Tufts here, and he's gonna interview you. Remember my pal Formica Mike?
Barry: [whispering] Your furniture nemesis?
Murray: I got his mom a great deal on a water bed, so he owes me.
Barry: But The JTP got me thinking, maybe shoulder-padding my resume [whispering] isn't the most honest thing.
Murray: I don't care what the PYT thinks. You go in there and lie and make your dad proud. Come on.