Quote from Pops in The Pina Colada Episode
Pops: She took the subway? Adam: The subway! Everyone has a sports hero, and Rosie Ruiz is mine. Pops: Controversial, but okay. Adam: That's why during the mile run, I'll jump into your car, and you can drive me to the finish line? Pops: Aww, kiddo. I can't help you. Adam: 'Cause cheating is wrong? Pops: No! Cheating's that rush that keeps me ticking. I can't help you 'cause I don't have a license. Adam: You're really gonna let the state tell you you can't drive? The same state that says I have to run a mile? Pops: But you can run a mile. Adam: And you can drive a mile. Pops: That I can. Screw the state, I'm in!