Voice Over Guy: [on film] In this tree house, high above the backyard, the last thing cop Don McShane wants to be is a hero.
Marvin: [on film] We got hostages in the tree house.
Voice Over Guy: But not everybody gets what they want for Christmas. Yippee ki yay, melon farmer.
Adam: Oh, my God. It's my movie.
Adam: [on film] This channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
Marvin: Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That day, I didn't see the trailer for "Die Hard 2". For the first time ever, I saw something I wrote on the big screen, and my life changed forever. And I had one man to thank for it.
Adam: Uncle Marv totally came through.
Murray: He really did.