Adult Adam: [v.o.] I ended up seeing "Die Hard" six times in the theater. And then, like any movie-obsessed geek in the '80s, I patiently waited for it to premiere on network TV.
Adam: Guys, here it comes, the greatest line in anything ever.
Hans Gruber: [on TV] Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: [on TV] Yippee ki yay, [dubbed] melon farmer.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sadly, network TV meant dubbing over all the swear words.