Auctioneer: Hello, and welcome. Today, we begin with items from the Beverly Goldberg Collection. First up is this unique red sitting opportunity. And the bidding begins at $40,000. Anyone? Anyone?
Beverly: Tell them it's a family heirloom. My grandfather made a horse carry it across Slovania. The horse was proud, but never the same.
Auctioneer: Okay. Anyone want to be a part of this lady's upsetting history? Anyone?