Quote from Adam in Fiddler
Ruben Amaro, Sr.: Ruben, get away from that demanding father. He'll kill your spirit. Ruben Amaro, Jr.: On it, Pop. Murray: Who the hell's that? Adam: That is the wonderful father of Ruben Amaro Jr. named Ruben Amaro Sr., and I wish that was us. Murray: That is us! I'm here. Murray: I'm trying to help you, you moron! Adam: Well, you're not! I hate this play, and now I hate all musicals. So thank you for taking my favorite thing in the world and ruining it.