Ruben Amaro, Jr.: What can I say? Ruben Sr. was an athlete himself, so he knows how crazy sports dads can get.
Ruben Amaro, Sr.: I re-gripped your bat, buddy.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Super thoughtful, Dad! Yeah, last thing he wants is for me to get burnt out so I fake an injury or quit altogether.
Adam: You're right! I can totally fake an injury! I'll pretend I lost my voice so I can't sing.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Wait, what sport do you play?
Adam: The greatest sport of all... theater.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Yeah, I kinda wish I knew that before I got involved.