Quote from Murray in Fiddler
Adult Adam: [v.o.] When Matt's dad heard I got the understudy, he came to check out the competition. Mr. Schernecke: Come on there, Matty boy. Just how we practiced. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out the only thing worse than one sports dad is two. First, they cheered. Murray: Come on, AG! Come on, now! Let's go. Mr. Schernecke: Go big or go home, Matty boy. Look alive! Adult Adam: [v.o.] Then, they bragged. Mr. Schernecke: My son is a five-tool player. He sings, dances, acts, juggles, and mimes. Adult Adam: [v.o.] Next came the insults. Murray: Give it a rest, Schernecke. Your kid's no Tevye. That wheelbarrow's got more charisma.