Quote from Adam in Mister Knifey-Hands
Erica: Hello, fine purveyor of spirits. I would like nine kegs of your cheapest and frothiest beer, please. Andy Cesunda: Gonna need to see some ID. Erica: I was prepared for that. Pla-dow! Andy Cesunda: This is a freshman college ID. Erica: Which proves I'm not some high-school bozo off the street. Andy Cesunda: It also proves that you're not 21. Erica: Would it help if I told you that I really need a keg to look cool? Andy Cesunda: It would not. Erica: Would it matter if I cried and/or begged? Andy Cesunda: Still a no.