Murray: You wouldn't believe the things I did for that woman.
Adam: Tell me more, dark stranger.
Murray: I took square-dancing lessons, I brunched with her friends, I even took my shoes off at the beach.
Adam: And the guy is still with my mom!
Pops: It's your dad! You know who he is!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] True, and yet I still listened to the wise voice hidden behind the sports section.