Quote from Adam in Sixteen Candles
Carla: Check us out! We're fancy, big-haired ladies, like your mom. [pearls clatter] Adult Adam: [v.o.] Just when I thought no more damage could be done... Actual damage was done. Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Oh, man. Bench press got away from me. That's my bad, Alden. Adam: My name's Adam, and your weightlifting mishap just caused major structural damage to my home. Ruben Amaro, Jr.: There's a throw rug up here. I'll chuck it over the hole. Adam: Why did John Hughes make this seem so whimsical and fun? Dave Kim: [trapped in a glass coffee table] Help me! I'm a human person! Even Long Duk Dong had more dignity than this!