Erica: Where are they?! My life is over! Where are the pictures of my boyfriend making out with that skank Bridget Greenley?!
Beverly: Surprise! [chuckles] Geoff's not cheating on you. I just lied to get you here. Isn't that fun?!
Erica: I drove home from D.C. at 90 miles an hour with tears in my eyes!
Beverly: Well, the good news is, your love is still intact and your mother has a dance recital tomorrow.