Quote from Coach Mellor in The Scrunchie Rule
Beverly: Oh, my God, Rick, are you okay? Coach Mellor: I'm tip top! Aside from the fact that I gotta sleep standing up and I can't take this shirt off. Beverly: Isn't there someone who can take care of you? Coach Mellor: I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. Aside from washing, eating, and opening damn cheese.