Barry: Then, it's my life mission to find this Jersey oasis and take you there. And when you eat the greatest steak sandwich of your life, I will prove you wrong, and you shall never call me a moron again.
Murray: And what happens when I hate this imaginary sandwich?
Barry: Then I'll accept once and for all that I'm truly a moron.
Murray: No, you won't.
Barry: Oh, I will. In fact, if I'm wrong, I will legally change my name to "Moron."
Murray: Okay, I'll take that deal.
Barry: My crusade for the Hoagie Grail begins now.